Why the Watcher Never Dates

Worst. Pick-up line. Ever.

Also, you ever see those questionnaires for online dating services? Under “preferred eye color”, there isn’t a selection marked “none”. I guess chicks just dig pupils.
Groovy Superhero


  1. Furthermore, his mouth is upside-down.

  2. bwahahahahahaha! Uatu has a long record of not doing what he says.

  3. Given Uatu's sexy looks, it's far more likely someone would molest him.

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